Monday, June 8, 2009

Decoding Women's Words

They say women mostly doesn't mean what they say. Men often find this annoying or even confusing. To help out men, here's a few tips on how to decode women's use of words and what they really mean...

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

*Content credits to Suzette Gin of Multiply.

*Photo credit to DragonLarme of deviantart.


chubskulit on June 8, 2009 at 1:57 PM said...

FINE!!! lagi kong gamit yan kay hubby lol!

mela on June 9, 2009 at 8:09 AM said...

this is very true. thanks for the visit to my blog:-) have a nice day.

Skippyheart on June 9, 2009 at 8:45 AM said...

he! he! all so true :D

Bill on June 10, 2009 at 10:06 AM said...

Hmmm very interesting i am going to have to remember these. Thanks my friend.

Dorothy L on June 13, 2009 at 3:56 AM said...

Very well said. I have to agree with all of those statements. I loved it :)

I have enjoyed reading your thoughts!

eva on June 15, 2009 at 2:23 AM said...

hehe! nice post


Hi! I'm Grace on June 15, 2009 at 3:50 AM said...

Thanks for posting this. I showed this to my husband to help him understand me more... he-he-he


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